Milk Teal Tahitian Gardenia

Milk Teal Tahitian GardeniaI stumbled upon a ceramic flower at a shop that I?? m pretty sure only exists to trick people into thinking they?? re cultured. It?? s a medium sized gardenia, teal, with the kind of boldness that only comes from something pretending to be nature. The flower has a keyhole on the back, which means it's meant to be wall mounted. The shop called it wall art decor, but I?? m convinced it?? s a scam to convince us that things like this belong inside homes,

as if it's some sort of floral escape artist ready to hang itself at a moment's notice

radiating warmth and vibrancy

not just a forgotten corner

effortlessly stealing hearts while requiring minimal effort

' I hung it above my sofa

its ivory petals unfurled in a silent scream of elegant despair

and potting finesse

accessorizing

"It's meant for people born in January

It was the year of the solar eclipse

which is perfect because I can finally tell my mother I'm nurturing something without the risk of killing it

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